Da weather and predictions by NORM (HE solidly back)
Sept 29, 2022 12:25:23 GMT -6
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Post by buzzlightyear on Sept 29, 2022 12:25:23 GMT -6
With the game coming up Norm.....(no longer Normalina) is back:
Weather: 71 degrees at kickoff and 57 at end game with breeze up to 10 MPH out of the North
The Game: The mighty Trojans rack up 427 yards with 305 thru the air and 122 on the ground
...............The Mighty death machine holds WKU to 326 total yards with 89 on the ground and the remainder in the air with a large chunk in late game clean up
The final Score: TMTDM 37 and Blood drops 27 with garbage touchdown giving them 27.
The attendance will be said to be 20,986 but really only 16,104 will be there
WKU will be slipping 36 notes to staff, fans, cheerleaders and players for asylum in the SBC.
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To note why Norm is back (all the way and identifying as a male aardvark once again the saga is below)
As you know Vanderbilt Medical Center has been in the news lately for having a "pride" in having transitioning capabilities. Since Norm (formally Normalina for all of 1.5 weeks) heard this she/he wanted to go up early to pass thru Nashville on the way to Bowling Green and see if they had a "species transitioning clinic". Well I'll be dang they do. So, Monday the 26th we met with them. It was decided that Normalina was going to begin the transitioning to a female Platypus by having proboscis surgery with transplanting a duck bill over it. It is is called front surgery there. However, before we could proceed Normalina had to have an OFF SITE NON AFFLIIATED full psychological evaluation. We inquired where we could get this pre-requisite 1 minute of evaluation and counseling performed. The staff at Vandy directed to the McDonalds down at the corner just South of their facility instructing us to tell the individual at the sqawk box when we ordered that we would also like to have the psych evaluation for transition surgery.
Well, we went there and sure as heck when we asked that the young man on the other end of the McDonald's head set did ask what Normalina's age (7 and a half years old) and what type of surgery and the preference of species. He asked if we wanted fries with our Big Mac's and asked if Normalina was aware that after surgery that She would truly be a female platypus? Then of course he asked what sort of drink we wanted. Then as he told us our total would come to a little over 1400 dollars he congratulated Normalina saying: "I find it brave that you have the conviction to transition since becoming a platypus since the average life span of a platypus is just 4-8 years where as if you stayed as an aardvark living in captivity the average life is 23 years. Kind of a bummer becoming a real platypus at this point in your life"
To which Normalina looked straight at me and said: My name is NORM....take me home and lets watch reruns of Walker Texas Ranger..........I am a man aardvark and that is all there is to it..........!! I said what about your Big Mac, diet coke and Fries? To which he said: "There is a Taco Bell down the street ........lets get the H out of here..........I am going to start dating again, what sex is that Possum on this board?"
He was sad when informed but Norm is back!!
Weather: 71 degrees at kickoff and 57 at end game with breeze up to 10 MPH out of the North
The Game: The mighty Trojans rack up 427 yards with 305 thru the air and 122 on the ground
...............The Mighty death machine holds WKU to 326 total yards with 89 on the ground and the remainder in the air with a large chunk in late game clean up
The final Score: TMTDM 37 and Blood drops 27 with garbage touchdown giving them 27.
The attendance will be said to be 20,986 but really only 16,104 will be there
WKU will be slipping 36 notes to staff, fans, cheerleaders and players for asylum in the SBC.
..
To note why Norm is back (all the way and identifying as a male aardvark once again the saga is below)
As you know Vanderbilt Medical Center has been in the news lately for having a "pride" in having transitioning capabilities. Since Norm (formally Normalina for all of 1.5 weeks) heard this she/he wanted to go up early to pass thru Nashville on the way to Bowling Green and see if they had a "species transitioning clinic". Well I'll be dang they do. So, Monday the 26th we met with them. It was decided that Normalina was going to begin the transitioning to a female Platypus by having proboscis surgery with transplanting a duck bill over it. It is is called front surgery there. However, before we could proceed Normalina had to have an OFF SITE NON AFFLIIATED full psychological evaluation. We inquired where we could get this pre-requisite 1 minute of evaluation and counseling performed. The staff at Vandy directed to the McDonalds down at the corner just South of their facility instructing us to tell the individual at the sqawk box when we ordered that we would also like to have the psych evaluation for transition surgery.
Well, we went there and sure as heck when we asked that the young man on the other end of the McDonald's head set did ask what Normalina's age (7 and a half years old) and what type of surgery and the preference of species. He asked if we wanted fries with our Big Mac's and asked if Normalina was aware that after surgery that She would truly be a female platypus? Then of course he asked what sort of drink we wanted. Then as he told us our total would come to a little over 1400 dollars he congratulated Normalina saying: "I find it brave that you have the conviction to transition since becoming a platypus since the average life span of a platypus is just 4-8 years where as if you stayed as an aardvark living in captivity the average life is 23 years. Kind of a bummer becoming a real platypus at this point in your life"
To which Normalina looked straight at me and said: My name is NORM....take me home and lets watch reruns of Walker Texas Ranger..........I am a man aardvark and that is all there is to it..........!! I said what about your Big Mac, diet coke and Fries? To which he said: "There is a Taco Bell down the street ........lets get the H out of here..........I am going to start dating again, what sex is that Possum on this board?"
He was sad when informed but Norm is back!!