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Post by buzzlightyear on Feb 20, 2018 8:35:30 GMT -6
Yes it is a slow time of year for football before spring practice and all. So, I was scanning the internet and much to my chagrin I noted that there is a doping issue at the Olympics in curling! The high physicality of the sport and the hellish pressure felt by housewives everywhere when they have no explanation as to the location of their brooms. (Maybe guys too. Do not wish to be sexist). As Vince Lombardi once said: What the hell is going on here? You see I know college football is NOTHING compared to curling in its pageantry and just simply gut wrenching excitement. That is why I now call on CNB to put out a statement or something reassuring the Troy fan base that he has hired FOOTBALL only counselors to help the team deal with issues similar to those found in curling. These would include walking on slippery surfaces, pushing or scooting flower pots around in one direction then the next, along with the arduous task of sweeping their dorm rooms fast. I know it is of no comparison to the bright lights these curling athletes are under but our players must be protected. If it can happen to those stellar athletes with Pillsbury statuesque type physiques it can happen to our unprepared young athletes. Everything is going nuts animals mating with other species, weather animals croaking by the dozens, Hillary wondering what happened.....Where will the madness end.....sadly the Curlers are just the beginning....Yes who knew that this would truly be the prelude to Armageddon.
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