Post by Mr. Ho on Sept 2, 2016 22:47:50 GMT -6
Well, well, well, well. It that time of year, Mr. Ho annual retire announcement and season predictoring thing. Mr. Ho tire more often than not these day. He get old and fat. He chime in now and then but don't expect him to pull board out of flame out nose dive if season turn south or when basketball season begin.
Mrs. Ho drag Ho to Dallas this weekend. She not miss Song Girls so close to home but Ho not in mood to hang in lobby bar all weekend and listen to ‘Fight On’ sang endlessly into the night. Not get Ho wrong, he like ‘Fight On’ and can’t stand Bammer but his mind always on TMTDM. Mr. Ho would check out detail of game but no newspaper cover TMTDM, so he have to rely on lowly message board losers to fill him in.
Mr. Ho digresses.
First Ho have one long hot hard on all summer working like Big Time Eexecutive but now time to goof off for several month.
OK so, Ho spend almost 9 hour sitting next to old friend Colin Haye on fly back from Portugal. TAP Portugal need upgrade for long-haul flight and could use upgrade on menu too but Portuguese wine is way under-rated and their Port is beyond reproach, there is no substitute. Ho highly recommend Kopke Porto Colheita 375 Anniversary 1985. It like a dark and smokey barrel filled with honey and sunshine and pour into Ho glass. Man, that flash back to Front Porch blow-out day when it was easy-picking for Ho. When we land in EWR, Haye invite Ho to sit in AV Club for jam session and afterward we spend hours talk about the good ol’day back at Front Porch (yes, Haye hang with Ho one night at Porch) having cocktails at The King Cole Bar at the St. Regis and we figure out secret of Old King Cole painting behind bar look it up. Colin have wacky eye but he still drink cool refreshing alcohol like mad man too but he still have it. This Ho theme song...it really is. We need to play this after 3rd quarter but student not even know this song like they not even know TMTDM win three National Title.
Of course The Red Wave chasing Ho all summer long. It like he not get enough Ho the rest of year that he have to chase Ho all summer long too like he in heat. Ho have to have to hire security squad while he in Vegas for Big Time Eexecutive meeting with other big time Eexecutive because The Red Wave call him every two minute looking for comp buffet coupon at Circus Circus Ho win at Airport slot tournament. Ho make big mistake brag to The Red Wave about it next thing Ho knows The Red Wave texing Ho that he at baggage claim looking for ride to hotel. After brief scuffle in Bellagio lobby, security detail find The Red Wave holed-up at Tam O’Shanter with questionable lady friends so they lock him in room for three day until Ho get out of town.
And before Mr. Ho get into season detail prediction, Rio should host Olympic every year including winter. That place rock and roll all night and morning. Mr. Ho have no time to sleep between sport action and plenty of cool refreshing alcohol. His favorite sport not in order: Golf, Beach Volleyball, Rhythmic Gymnastic – that sport pretty confusing, Table Tennis, Fencing and Equestrian although they almost kick Ho out of that place after he get into verbal altercation with judge.
Ok so, here another season. It last season for Mr. Ho. He get old tire and stale and he not lean mean machine like old day but he still love TMTDM so he do it one more time. Head Coach Levi Brown have team turn in right direction and Vic Konering have defense play like old school TMTDM and that pretty old school too.
Plus Mr. Ho hear Head Coach Levi Brown reach out to Kid Rock to hang on sideline during season - any home and away game he want to.
TMTDM 67 Austin Powers 0: This probably joke game, but it better than playing Barn or Bammer.
TMTDM 67 – Clempson 0: This probably big upset to some but not with Ho he expect to win every game
TMTDM 67 – Old Mississippi Southern 0: This game revenge game for Ho for Truck Bowl lose that still sting
TMTDM 67 – Texas Western North 0: Please make this last time we ever play this team
TMTDM 67 – Idiotho: Whhhhhhhhy!!!!!!!
TMTDM 67 – UAB-ATL 0: UAB-ATL join American after season and nobody even notice
TMTDM 67 – UAB-Mobile 0: Ho want Belt back. Ho need Belt back
TMTDM 67 – Idaho-East 0: Who and why this game schedule?
TMTDM 67 – HillBillies 0: This revenge game for last year. Game turning point for Normal School
TMTDM 67 – Northeast stAte 0: Smell the glove
TMTDM 67 – Southwest Texas State 0: Mr. Ho forget this SunBelted team
TMTDM 57 – Southern Georgia State 0: That get them all riled up.
Win SunBelted Conference and play in Johnny Williams Bowl
TMTDM 67 – Barn 0: Barn crowd protest. Bobby Louder arrested at halftime by FBI.
Mr. Ho tire but he not tire of this….
Mrs. Ho drag Ho to Dallas this weekend. She not miss Song Girls so close to home but Ho not in mood to hang in lobby bar all weekend and listen to ‘Fight On’ sang endlessly into the night. Not get Ho wrong, he like ‘Fight On’ and can’t stand Bammer but his mind always on TMTDM. Mr. Ho would check out detail of game but no newspaper cover TMTDM, so he have to rely on lowly message board losers to fill him in.
Mr. Ho digresses.
First Ho have one long hot hard on all summer working like Big Time Eexecutive but now time to goof off for several month.
OK so, Ho spend almost 9 hour sitting next to old friend Colin Haye on fly back from Portugal. TAP Portugal need upgrade for long-haul flight and could use upgrade on menu too but Portuguese wine is way under-rated and their Port is beyond reproach, there is no substitute. Ho highly recommend Kopke Porto Colheita 375 Anniversary 1985. It like a dark and smokey barrel filled with honey and sunshine and pour into Ho glass. Man, that flash back to Front Porch blow-out day when it was easy-picking for Ho. When we land in EWR, Haye invite Ho to sit in AV Club for jam session and afterward we spend hours talk about the good ol’day back at Front Porch (yes, Haye hang with Ho one night at Porch) having cocktails at The King Cole Bar at the St. Regis and we figure out secret of Old King Cole painting behind bar look it up. Colin have wacky eye but he still drink cool refreshing alcohol like mad man too but he still have it. This Ho theme song...it really is. We need to play this after 3rd quarter but student not even know this song like they not even know TMTDM win three National Title.
Of course The Red Wave chasing Ho all summer long. It like he not get enough Ho the rest of year that he have to chase Ho all summer long too like he in heat. Ho have to have to hire security squad while he in Vegas for Big Time Eexecutive meeting with other big time Eexecutive because The Red Wave call him every two minute looking for comp buffet coupon at Circus Circus Ho win at Airport slot tournament. Ho make big mistake brag to The Red Wave about it next thing Ho knows The Red Wave texing Ho that he at baggage claim looking for ride to hotel. After brief scuffle in Bellagio lobby, security detail find The Red Wave holed-up at Tam O’Shanter with questionable lady friends so they lock him in room for three day until Ho get out of town.
And before Mr. Ho get into season detail prediction, Rio should host Olympic every year including winter. That place rock and roll all night and morning. Mr. Ho have no time to sleep between sport action and plenty of cool refreshing alcohol. His favorite sport not in order: Golf, Beach Volleyball, Rhythmic Gymnastic – that sport pretty confusing, Table Tennis, Fencing and Equestrian although they almost kick Ho out of that place after he get into verbal altercation with judge.
Ok so, here another season. It last season for Mr. Ho. He get old tire and stale and he not lean mean machine like old day but he still love TMTDM so he do it one more time. Head Coach Levi Brown have team turn in right direction and Vic Konering have defense play like old school TMTDM and that pretty old school too.
Plus Mr. Ho hear Head Coach Levi Brown reach out to Kid Rock to hang on sideline during season - any home and away game he want to.
TMTDM 67 Austin Powers 0: This probably joke game, but it better than playing Barn or Bammer.
TMTDM 67 – Clempson 0: This probably big upset to some but not with Ho he expect to win every game
TMTDM 67 – Old Mississippi Southern 0: This game revenge game for Ho for Truck Bowl lose that still sting
TMTDM 67 – Texas Western North 0: Please make this last time we ever play this team
TMTDM 67 – Idiotho: Whhhhhhhhy!!!!!!!
TMTDM 67 – UAB-ATL 0: UAB-ATL join American after season and nobody even notice
TMTDM 67 – UAB-Mobile 0: Ho want Belt back. Ho need Belt back
TMTDM 67 – Idaho-East 0: Who and why this game schedule?
TMTDM 67 – HillBillies 0: This revenge game for last year. Game turning point for Normal School
TMTDM 67 – Northeast stAte 0: Smell the glove
TMTDM 67 – Southwest Texas State 0: Mr. Ho forget this SunBelted team
TMTDM 57 – Southern Georgia State 0: That get them all riled up.
Win SunBelted Conference and play in Johnny Williams Bowl
TMTDM 67 – Barn 0: Barn crowd protest. Bobby Louder arrested at halftime by FBI.
Mr. Ho tire but he not tire of this….