House of TMTDM™ and UAB-Mobile Game
Sept 27, 2015 9:51:03 GMT -6
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Post by Mr. Ho on Sept 27, 2015 9:51:03 GMT -6
OK so, UAB-Mobile try to pretend they real school and have football team and think they come to House of TMTDM™ and think UAB-Mobile win. OK well, Mr. Ho remember day when UA's B team think that as well and they not leave House of TMTDM™ with nothing but swore rear ending. They one big joke too - both.
OK so, Mr. Ho drag himself all around world and stagger into Wisconsin stadium to catch game in Madison and it not easy get to Madison from Abu Dhabi and although 'L' is for loser at least TMTDM show pride and not fold like cheap lawn chair - ESPECIALLY the defense. My god, Mr. Ho see other team punt on consecutive series for first time in 5 or six year and not see give up pump-fake-and-throw-90yard-bomb play yet. That call play more than play for pride that play call play with sac and that what TMTDM miss last 5 year. Every team play with pride - except maybe UA's B team because they not play, but TMTDM been missing swagger for while. TMTDM need to remind self: How many National Championship have TMTDM won? How many have UAB-Mobile won? How many conference title TMTDM win? How many UAB-Mobile win? You see, TMTDM drive here in a $80,000 car and UAB-Mobile drive to game in a Hyundai (what movie that line from?)! And if we had banner up and not poster board-size posters taped on the scoreboard maybe student figure out we stomp on necks for long time and maybe make House of TMTDM™ epic.
OK so, whenever Mr. Ho show up in other game town it really irk Mr. Ho that other town are jack up for hometown school - like in Madison. And Mr. Ho not talk about put message on board on 231 under Big Taco Meal Deal Special. Mr. Ho talk about genuine excitement although he rarely get that inside of stadium. Last time it all jack up around town when Mizzou show up and we plow and even then half town complain because game on Thursday night. This year TMTDM have pulse of team and and if townies not show up this weekend at House of TMTDM™ for UAB-Mobile they one big joke. Athletic Director Whatshisname might have to drive around town and drag loser townies to game kick and scream. If that what it take. Seriously, if one quarter of town show up game sell out every weekend. And leave Barn gear at home.
OK so, what else Athletic Director Whatshisname do this week to promote game so it not turn into another "Aluminum-Out" game at House of TMTDM™. And mr. Ho not talk about put add on WSFA and tell all Cub Scouts they get in free if they drag Mommy and Daddy away from TV watching Barn game on TV. No, Mr. Ho talk about actually get in car and drive to Dothan; drive to Montgomery (actually, they last on list); drive to Greenville; drive to Eufaula and sell big game against UAB-Mobile.
I am sure Dear Leader will provide buses for Army dudes down at Rucker, but they leave by halftime maybe beer keep them their all night. Get them whip into froth and scare pants off UAB-Mobile in House of TMTDM™.
TMTDM 67 - UAB-Mobile 3
FYI: Better make reservation now in MGM for Johnny Williams Bowl
OK so, Mr. Ho drag himself all around world and stagger into Wisconsin stadium to catch game in Madison and it not easy get to Madison from Abu Dhabi and although 'L' is for loser at least TMTDM show pride and not fold like cheap lawn chair - ESPECIALLY the defense. My god, Mr. Ho see other team punt on consecutive series for first time in 5 or six year and not see give up pump-fake-and-throw-90yard-bomb play yet. That call play more than play for pride that play call play with sac and that what TMTDM miss last 5 year. Every team play with pride - except maybe UA's B team because they not play, but TMTDM been missing swagger for while. TMTDM need to remind self: How many National Championship have TMTDM won? How many have UAB-Mobile won? How many conference title TMTDM win? How many UAB-Mobile win? You see, TMTDM drive here in a $80,000 car and UAB-Mobile drive to game in a Hyundai (what movie that line from?)! And if we had banner up and not poster board-size posters taped on the scoreboard maybe student figure out we stomp on necks for long time and maybe make House of TMTDM™ epic.
OK so, whenever Mr. Ho show up in other game town it really irk Mr. Ho that other town are jack up for hometown school - like in Madison. And Mr. Ho not talk about put message on board on 231 under Big Taco Meal Deal Special. Mr. Ho talk about genuine excitement although he rarely get that inside of stadium. Last time it all jack up around town when Mizzou show up and we plow and even then half town complain because game on Thursday night. This year TMTDM have pulse of team and and if townies not show up this weekend at House of TMTDM™ for UAB-Mobile they one big joke. Athletic Director Whatshisname might have to drive around town and drag loser townies to game kick and scream. If that what it take. Seriously, if one quarter of town show up game sell out every weekend. And leave Barn gear at home.
OK so, what else Athletic Director Whatshisname do this week to promote game so it not turn into another "Aluminum-Out" game at House of TMTDM™. And mr. Ho not talk about put add on WSFA and tell all Cub Scouts they get in free if they drag Mommy and Daddy away from TV watching Barn game on TV. No, Mr. Ho talk about actually get in car and drive to Dothan; drive to Montgomery (actually, they last on list); drive to Greenville; drive to Eufaula and sell big game against UAB-Mobile.
I am sure Dear Leader will provide buses for Army dudes down at Rucker, but they leave by halftime maybe beer keep them their all night. Get them whip into froth and scare pants off UAB-Mobile in House of TMTDM™.
TMTDM 67 - UAB-Mobile 3
FYI: Better make reservation now in MGM for Johnny Williams Bowl