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Post by dothantrojan97 on Nov 25, 2014 22:42:33 GMT -6
I think I know who is going to comprise the new coaching staff. Or at least what it should be:
Head Ball Coach - Mr. Ho (We would be USC -Southeast) He'd bring back Sherrill Busby and we never lose another game.
OC - Me (You should have seen the offensive stats my son's 7-8 year old flag football team put up a couple of years ago.) 35 points a game and that is with a running clock and 8 minute quarters
DC - Hemi-man/Jeremy Rowell (because we all know they are the same person) But seriously, he would only have to keep other team below 50 points because my offense would score so many points
Recruiting Coordinator - TroyStet (We would get all the top recruits from the south, especially from Florida!)
Special Teams Coach - DT84 (he would bring passion and fire back to special teams, who cares if we get 10 personal fouls, they are gonna punch someone right in the mouth)
We won't even need position coaches. TMTDM will go 12-0 in year one and make playoffs as #4 seed and shock the college football world in 2015.
Thought I might lighten the mood since we are all stressed out about the coaching situation!
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Post by Troystet on Nov 26, 2014 6:52:40 GMT -6
I'm in. I know where I-95, I-75, I-10, FL Turnpike are and as Lt. Dan said " That my boy, is where the shrimp are at"
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Post by Possum on Nov 26, 2014 8:44:13 GMT -6
I get left out?
That's a crock.
I'll be Hemi's Beer tester... You know, to make sure they're not poisoned.
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Post by Possum on Nov 26, 2014 8:52:12 GMT -6
Just no IPAs, Hemi.
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Post by Mr. Ho on Nov 27, 2014 6:26:37 GMT -6
You know Ho.
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Post by Hemi Man on Nov 27, 2014 7:17:09 GMT -6
I accept the responsibility, but IPA's will be a standard item in my office
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Post by doc71 on Nov 27, 2014 7:28:35 GMT -6
Have to agree with Possum ... not a big IPA fan! That might be a deal breaker!
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Post by Possum on Nov 27, 2014 12:19:00 GMT -6
Ya, its a deal breaker... But, at least he branches out and drinks something besides Bud Light... Doug4Troy...
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Post by Hemi Man on Nov 27, 2014 12:36:35 GMT -6
Ya, its a deal breaker... But, at least he branches out and drinks something besides Bud Light... Doug4Troy... Culture!!!!!!!!!
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Post by doug4troy on Nov 27, 2014 14:17:56 GMT -6
Ya, its a deal breaker... But, at least he branches out and drinks something besides Bud Light... Doug4Troy... It's not that I don't branch out, it's that everyone has crappy alternatives. Someone even brought chocolate beer... chocolate beer, who does that?
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Post by Hemi Man on Nov 27, 2014 14:20:35 GMT -6
Ya, its a deal breaker... But, at least he branches out and drinks something besides Bud Light... Doug4Troy... It's not that I don't branch out, it's that everyone has crappy alternatives. Someone even brought chocolate beer... chocolate beer, who does that? I will make you a red beer Saturday.
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Post by doug4troy on Nov 27, 2014 15:46:14 GMT -6
It's not that I don't branch out, it's that everyone has crappy alternatives. Someone even brought chocolate beer... chocolate beer, who does that? I will make you a red beer Saturday. Yea, thanks but no thanks.
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