Post by Mr. Ho on Oct 5, 2014 23:04:12 GMT -6
TIME TO BE DIFFERENT; TO BE BOLD AND MAKE A STATEMENT
OK so, Ho try to start long Europe work trip. He stuck in Newark after Ebola scare at terminal and they shut down airport for like three hour and Ho think he miss plane but he run to wrong gate and his flight three hour delay because someone said they had Ebola or something like that so Ho throw down a cool refreshing alcohol drink and watch game and Ho all of sudden get Tweetering barrage from Jimmy Hardwell and the Drew Champlin about LB retiring. Ho will write something on plane about LB - very sad day (although, we been call for it for a while it still very sad).
OK so, Ho not have much time so here his list.
OK So, if Hartweld hire ANYONE with any sort of tie to Barn or wear fancy visor, Ho will never attend a game again of any sport. Ho tired of being Barns ugly little sister. And please not another body from Old Mississippi State.
OK so, let assume, Mike Turk and Steve Campbell are not available or don't want to play with us which would be disappointing because those two would be Ho's first choice but Ho here Turk happy in Montgomery and Dear Leader not to keen on buying out anyone.
OK so, here Ho list:
1. Ed Orgeron: Obviously, he would be a great hire. Might be best recruiter in country and players love him. Ho think TMTDM GREAT fit for him too. Close to his home base and even if his family stayed in Mandeville (kids are finishing High School there), they could make most of his games. He also, may or may not view TMTDM as a stepping stone. He is one of those loyal type guys and might be content. He would also be able to lure Tommie Robinson away from USC as Offensive Coordinator or something (Ho not even know that he there this season). And how many former player are out there coaching in college - a lot. www.usctrojans.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/tommie_robinson_841813.html
2. Brick Haley: Forget Frank Wilson, the best coach at LSU is Brick. For you youngins out there Brick recruited and coached Big Al Lucas (look him up) and recruited Demarcus and Osi. He is best recruiter TMTDM has ever had. He defensive line coach for da Bears before he go to LSU to coach same position. He is no nonsense type of guy. Ho run into him at airport a while back and still great person - has fire and passion.
3. Neal Brown/Derrick Ansley: They package. It obvious, Neal Brown offensive genius. TMTDM offense go in toilet since he left. He almost like Bill Bellichik with crazy hoodie sweatshirt on and cut sleeves. I take Derrick as Head Coach too. He recruit like maniac too.
Uh oh, Ho got to go. Next stop Stockholm and then Helsinki (don't ask) and then back Saturday morning and then rush to game maybe before halftime. This is going to be disaster week.
OK so, Ho try to start long Europe work trip. He stuck in Newark after Ebola scare at terminal and they shut down airport for like three hour and Ho think he miss plane but he run to wrong gate and his flight three hour delay because someone said they had Ebola or something like that so Ho throw down a cool refreshing alcohol drink and watch game and Ho all of sudden get Tweetering barrage from Jimmy Hardwell and the Drew Champlin about LB retiring. Ho will write something on plane about LB - very sad day (although, we been call for it for a while it still very sad).
OK so, Ho not have much time so here his list.
OK So, if Hartweld hire ANYONE with any sort of tie to Barn or wear fancy visor, Ho will never attend a game again of any sport. Ho tired of being Barns ugly little sister. And please not another body from Old Mississippi State.
OK so, let assume, Mike Turk and Steve Campbell are not available or don't want to play with us which would be disappointing because those two would be Ho's first choice but Ho here Turk happy in Montgomery and Dear Leader not to keen on buying out anyone.
OK so, here Ho list:
1. Ed Orgeron: Obviously, he would be a great hire. Might be best recruiter in country and players love him. Ho think TMTDM GREAT fit for him too. Close to his home base and even if his family stayed in Mandeville (kids are finishing High School there), they could make most of his games. He also, may or may not view TMTDM as a stepping stone. He is one of those loyal type guys and might be content. He would also be able to lure Tommie Robinson away from USC as Offensive Coordinator or something (Ho not even know that he there this season). And how many former player are out there coaching in college - a lot. www.usctrojans.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/tommie_robinson_841813.html
2. Brick Haley: Forget Frank Wilson, the best coach at LSU is Brick. For you youngins out there Brick recruited and coached Big Al Lucas (look him up) and recruited Demarcus and Osi. He is best recruiter TMTDM has ever had. He defensive line coach for da Bears before he go to LSU to coach same position. He is no nonsense type of guy. Ho run into him at airport a while back and still great person - has fire and passion.
3. Neal Brown/Derrick Ansley: They package. It obvious, Neal Brown offensive genius. TMTDM offense go in toilet since he left. He almost like Bill Bellichik with crazy hoodie sweatshirt on and cut sleeves. I take Derrick as Head Coach too. He recruit like maniac too.
Uh oh, Ho got to go. Next stop Stockholm and then Helsinki (don't ask) and then back Saturday morning and then rush to game maybe before halftime. This is going to be disaster week.