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Post by saintflorian on Oct 17, 2016 16:53:42 GMT -6
"Shut your pie hole loser. Who cares what you think. You stink like 3 day diapers from a child that ate creamed spinach. Even your own fans hate you, go home" Did I do this right ? Honesty though, we dont like you. Forgive me for my lack of knowledge on your school history. What is a Trojan again? Is it some kind of cute little Shetland Pony, or is it the group of dudes whose most notable moments occurred while inside of horses and are the proud inventors of the cheap shot? Weak, at best. No wonder y'all suck if this is your best comeback. Again, South is just horrible, your school, your uniforms, your stadium, even your cheerleaders look like the offspring of an avocado having s*x with an older nastier avocado. (Deadpool reference). Go home, street lights are on and momma is calling...
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Post by TrojanFanatic on Oct 17, 2016 17:29:27 GMT -6
South has to play in Prichard, Al. Need I say more?
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Post by jaguwarriors on Oct 17, 2016 17:53:50 GMT -6
Forgive me for my lack of knowledge on your school history. What is a Trojan again? Is it some kind of cute little Shetland Pony, or is it the group of dudes whose most notable moments occurred while inside of horses and are the proud inventors of the cheap shot? Weak, at best. No wonder y'all suck if this is your best comeback. Again, South is just horrible, your school, your uniforms, your stadium, even your cheerleaders look like the offspring of an avocado having s*x with an older nastier avocado. (Deadpool reference). Go home, street lights are on and momma is calling... Lol. Mine, weak?!? At least I come up with my own stuff. Also, I told the avocado line to Ryan Reynolds when he was in Mobile filming Mississippi Grind. He thought it was hilarious and threw it out there for the deadpool script. Now you are using my "weak" material cause it's 1000x better than your best material... ;-)
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Post by jaguwarriors on Oct 17, 2016 17:59:37 GMT -6
Weak, at best. No wonder y'all suck if this is your best comeback. Again, South is just horrible, your school, your uniforms, your stadium, even your cheerleaders look like the offspring of an avocado having s*x with an older nastier avocado. (Deadpool reference). Go home, street lights are on and momma is calling... Lol. Mine, weak?!? At least I come up with my own stuff. Also, I told the avocado line to Ryan Reynolds when he was in Mobile filming Mississippi Grind. He thought it was hilarious and threw it out there for the deadpool script. Now you are using my "weak" material cause it's 1000x better than your best material... ;-) Kidding, of course. I didn't really make up the avocado line. :-p
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Post by TrojanFanatic on Oct 17, 2016 18:15:33 GMT -6
Weak, at best. No wonder y'all suck if this is your best comeback. Again, South is just horrible, your school, your uniforms, your stadium, even your cheerleaders look like the offspring of an avocado having s*x with an older nastier avocado. (Deadpool reference). Go home, street lights are on and momma is calling... Lol. Mine, weak?!? At least I come up with my own stuff. Also, I told the avocado line to Ryan Reynolds when he was in Mobile filming Mississippi Grind. He thought it was hilarious and threw it out there for the daredevil script. Now you are using my "weak" material cause it's 1000x better than your best material... ;-) Dude....the dumb is strong with South this week....we even told you the right movie title and you still screw it up.....jesus
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Post by jaguwarriors on Oct 17, 2016 18:39:47 GMT -6
Fair enough. Been watching dd and Luke cage and it was fresh on my mind. I love the joke email I got when I registered my account about the rules here. No personal attacks? No racist comments. You guys are killin it here. That line about Prichard was hilarious.... not really.
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Post by jaguwarriors on Oct 17, 2016 18:43:11 GMT -6
South has to play in Prichard, Al. Need I say more? Keep classy Troy!
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Post by Bubba the Trojan on Oct 17, 2016 18:58:55 GMT -6
This thread is about football, right? We were winning multiple National Championships when all South 'Bama had was intramural football. Lest you think I'm living in the distant past, we've also won five Sunbelt titles since South 'Bama's last one.
Excuse me for a second.....what's that you said?
Oh yeah, South 'Bama doesn't have any titles, so SIT DOWN!
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Post by saintflorian on Oct 17, 2016 19:06:55 GMT -6
South has to play in Prichard, Al. Need I say more? Keep classy Troy! This coming from a freaked out South fan, well that is just a special kind of stupid. It's like the best parts of what a South fan says have just come out of the azz end of a dead rhino after eating an all night Mexican burrito bar. Are all South fans just as dense or are all of you still wondering how you passed the 400 level course of "Crayons and Colors" from that joke of a University ?
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Post by discophobia on Oct 17, 2016 19:28:34 GMT -6
Hillary Clinton >>>>>>>>>>>> South That is a tough one, I hate them both equally.
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Post by jaguwarriors on Oct 17, 2016 19:41:16 GMT -6
This thread is about football, right? We were winning multiple National Championships when all South 'Bama had was intramural football. Lest you think I'm living in the distant past, we've also won five Sunbelt titles since South 'Bama's last one. Excuse me for a second.....what's that you said? Oh yeah, South 'Bama doesn't have any titles, so SIT DOWN! Didn't take us long to beat your team of Champions.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 19:51:27 GMT -6
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Post by Bubba the Trojan on Oct 17, 2016 19:51:32 GMT -6
This thread is about football, right? We were winning multiple National Championships when all South 'Bama had was intramural football. Lest you think I'm living in the distant past, we've also won five Sunbelt titles since South 'Bama's last one. Excuse me for a second.....what's that you said? Oh yeah, South 'Bama doesn't have any titles, so SIT DOWN! Didn't take us long to beat your team of Champions. You got me there, no denying it. Your men beat our men during the lowest point our program has seen in over 20 years. We were down, you got us. We're on the rise, you're 0-3 in the conference. We'll save you a seat on the winner's side, if you like.
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Post by TrojanFanatic on Oct 17, 2016 20:43:58 GMT -6
Didn't take us long to beat your team of Champions. You got me there, no denying it. Your men beat our men during the lowest point our program has seen in over 20 years. We were down, you got us. We're on the rise, you're 0-3 in the conference. We'll save you a seat on the winner's side, if you like. They'll never be able to sit at it
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Post by Possum on Oct 17, 2016 21:40:17 GMT -6
Trojan= A person who hails from the city of Troy... It would be kinda dumb to be called something else.
No offense to our Red Wave forefathers.
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Post by Trojans1andAll on Oct 18, 2016 1:28:00 GMT -6
Didn't take us long to beat your team of Champions. You got me there, no denying it. Your men beat our men during the lowest point our program has seen in over 20 years. We were down, you got us. We're on the rise, you're 0-3 in the conference. We'll save you a seat on the winner's side, if you like. And they acted like they won the Super Bowl.
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Post by dedicatedtrojan84 on Oct 18, 2016 18:33:36 GMT -6
The end of the 2007 season > UAB-Mobile
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Post by Redwaver on Oct 18, 2016 19:56:48 GMT -6
South has to play in Prichard, Al. Need I say more? UAB and SWUA at Mobile are the only two venues you go to where you have to go heeled or carry a security guard to keep what you came with. Welcome to Ladd Peebles Stadium, the aluminum center of Alabama.
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Post by dothantrojan97 on Oct 18, 2016 20:43:35 GMT -6
I couldn't resist chiming in. Question: What is the difference between a South AL cheerleader and an elephant?
Answer: About 10 pounds!
Question: How do you make up the 10 pound difference?
Answer: Force feed the elephant!
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Post by Bubba the Trojan on Oct 19, 2016 6:04:05 GMT -6
I couldn't resist chiming in. Question: What is the difference between a South AL cheerleader and an elephant? Answer: About 10 pounds! Question: How do you make up the 10 pound difference? Answer: Force feed the elephant!
Since we're going there, what's the difference in a South 'Bama co-ed and a catfish?
One has thick, slimy skin, the other lives in the Pea River.
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Post by The Cardinal Rule on Oct 19, 2016 6:10:38 GMT -6
Dallas Davis only tips 10%
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Post by chasin170 on Oct 19, 2016 6:22:36 GMT -6
"Shut your pie hole loser. Who cares what you think. You stink like 3 day diapers from a child that ate creamed spinach. Even your own fans hate you, go home" Did I do this right ? Honesty though, we dont like you. Forgive me for my lack of knowledge on your school history. What is a Trojan again? Is it some kind of cute little Shetland Pony, or is it the group of dudes whose most notable moments occurred while inside of horses and are the proud inventors of the cheap sh
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Post by chasin170 on Oct 19, 2016 6:23:46 GMT -6
Forgive me for my lack of knowledge on your school history. What is a Trojan again? Is it some kind of cute little Shetland Pony, or is it the group of dudes whose most notable moments occurred while inside of horses and are the proud inventors of the cheap shot? or just lack of knowledge....the GREEKS hid inside the horse
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Post by pctrojan16 on Oct 19, 2016 8:36:25 GMT -6
Joey Jones likes nickleback!
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Post by LAZebra on Oct 19, 2016 8:44:22 GMT -6
or just lack of knowledge....the GREEKS hid inside the horse
I noticed that but decided that I would not take on the futility of trying to teach a jagwire anything. The reason he didn't know is that the Lit classes at south only include great works like The Three Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, and See Spot Run.
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